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Comment from: Reaper Visitor
it would be a cool game
Comment from: der papst Visitor
i love jesus
Comment from: Rach Visitor
Freaking hilarious, mate. You are very funny human.
PS Spam is a funny word. Spam he he
that is fucked up man that shouldnt be a game and i dont give a rats ass what you all say!!!
Comment from: stfu noob Visitor
Comment from: Matt Visitor
Wow sick dude...
Comment from: JACKS Visitor
GET JESUS OFF THAT COVER ASAP NOT COOL THATS THE SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!
HOW SICK OF YOU
WTF? THATS WEIRD
Comment from: a guy that hates U!! Visitor
GET JESUS OFF THAT COVER ASAP NOT COOL THATS THE SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!
HOW SICK OF YOU
Comment from: dont care Visitor
why the hell that man?WTF
Comment from: loser Visitor
WTF YO! WTF
jesus no use revolvers he uses spicked flails
WTF YO! WTF
Comment from: Hungarian Visitor
PRETTY SICK!Considering that, he sacrificed his self for humanity, why would he want to pay back?
Oh well, there are people who still doesn't understand.That's why nothing changes.
lol quite funny but still not as good as halo itsself, and hu cares cus i believe that jesus doesnt exsist but im still christian xus i only believe in god, nice 1
Comment from: anomynus Visitor
YOU ARE DISHOUNORING MANY RELIGOUS FAITHS YOU SICK PERSON
Comment from: Commonthoughts Visitor
dude wat is wrong with that pic? its not blaspheming, contradicting the bible or anything like that. For all you know we could have just witnessed a prophecy.
Comment from: STFU, Idiots Visitor
For all of you religious nuts, chill out! Seriously... How is this offensive. You are just over-reacting.
I am a Christian, and I don't find it disrespectful. God has a sense of humor (just look at the platypus). There is nothing anti-Jesus about this picture.
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Comment from: Rayne23 Visitor
rofl, I would play that. What would multiplayer be like, lol? And seriously... CHILL you uber-religious nutjobs it's not saying anything bad about Jesus.
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Comment from: thane Visitor
ya dude thats not cool jesus fuckin did some serious shit to save ur ass so stop fuckin disgracen him excuse my language but i had to show how pissed off i am u little shit
Comment from: Hidden Goth Visitor
Man thats funny im aithies so that all good with me. Funny cover
Comment from: james Visitor
Dude! that is so freakin sweet i mean i beleive in god and im cathlic but still i have a sence of humor. SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment from: Fafanyo Visitor
ur freedom ends where someone else's begins. there is freedom of expression but it must not infringe on the beliefs of others. to those who think this is cool u have ur own opinion. but as is said opinions are like noses everyone is entitled to one. get saved and delve into the BIBLE and u would know if this is right or wrong. if you do not believe in the ALMIGHTY GOD. kindly tell us how the first cells or atoms which form the basis of the scientific theory of the creation of the world came into existence. GOD does exist and he cares about you enough to have brought you into existence and keep you alive. always do your best to do what is right....
Comment from: Shinobi Visitor
Fafanyo dude... I agree with him.
This may be offensive to some people, aka Christians. Thats the danger of putting something like this up.
As for the Christians who have left ruse comments, there is no need. This is not disrespectful in any way to Jesus. In fact, i believe it to be a funny joke, that you all should appreciate. Look at I knOw ALL's comment, it makes sense.
Very funny. Nice one. =D
Comment from: same old Visitor
"GOD does exist and he cares about you enough to have brought you into existence and keep you alive."
he also cares enough about us to bring out photoshop to make funny shit lik this
Comment from: its-a-joke-noobs!!! Visitor
People calm down its a joke and a funny one. Im atheist so I couldn't care lessa bout what you guys are saying. Oh and fanfayo. Its called the BIG BANG. It happend which formed cells-bacteria. Then that evolved into things which over millions of years involved into humans. Use your brain. QUESTION the bible. its fake...
Comment from: Atheists are gay Visitor
Whoever made this cover is gay and has no life
Comment from: nice Visitor
very funny. i would buy that if they came out with it.
and by the way: Anyone can believe what they want dude. just fuck off
u guys are all little immature idiots who don't give a rats ass on good comedy and im christian to but i don't get offended cuz like everyone else said there is nothing disrespectful in this pic and to all those who don't think jesus is real he is cuz what do u think made everything that came after the big bang dumb asses
Comment from: several of you are dumb Visitor
OK people listen.
A: People have the write to fucking believe what they want.
B: This is not disrespectful. This is funny.
C: The Big Bang formed bacteria, that evolved into fish, that evolved into amphibians, etc.
D: Everyone is entitled to their own opinion so don't do this (GET JESUS OFF THAT COVER ASAP!) thats just fucking stupid.
E: (I'm up to E?) Idiots here (crazy ass, JACKS, Matt-AHH TOO MANY IDIOTS!!
F: Jesus would not use a pistol and knife (noobs). He'd use part of the cross we (fake) nailed him to and an assault rifle that shoots nails (fake) we nailed him to the cross with!
Comment from: Dylan Visitor
OMg i hate you ! jesus is cool!
Comment from: Jonathan Visitor
This is terrible!!! How could you even think of that!!! Bungi, why would you do tht?!?!?! He died for you!!! How would you feel if you died to save someones life and then they didnt care!!! They didnt even thank you, and they mocked you!!! You all sicken me!!!!
Comment from: MunKy Visitor
Buddy Jesus getting revenge? Brilliant!
But Jesus doesn't have awesome armor like the Chief does he?
Comment from: Some Dude Visitor
DUDE how is that SICK god chill man yall take everything to serios its a JOKE cant u take a JOKE damn
LOLZ dude nice i wanna play pity u gave up at the cover design!!
Comment from: Aaden Morte Visitor
Hey, uh - Jonathan and all you other hardcore christians. I don't hate you I just hate it when you are so immature that you have to sit here and complain about cover art. I mean, wtf?
I think it's a good picture. Though, I must admit, I'm not religious. It's just f**king hilarious.
Comment from: sam Visitor
I have a big problem with this.....he should have a bazooka
Comment from: matt Visitor
wow this is soo funny and no the big bang is just 1 of the many millions os theories on how life began there is no real fact that it started with a big bang. but
OMG!!!! this is soo funny they should give him powers with tha pistol. lol
Comment from: Ihateyou Visitor
Damn you! Jesus is awesome you asshole I HATE you!
Comment from: you suck Visitor
fuck you fag
Comment from: yo momma Visitor
man thats one deadly jew
Comment from: Atheist (And proud of it) Visitor
All of you Christians who think this is offensive... it's not. If I made a game about killing Hitler, you'd all cheer and cheer. If I made a game about the Spanish Inquisition, what would you say? And to the guy who said that Jesus died to save us, if he existed and did die to save us from sin, he did not save us personally like someone taking a bullet, and he died 2012 years ago, therefore, he didn't "take a bullet" for us. This is quite funny, it made me lol.
Comment from: Funny Visitor
Lol,he is only missing one thing. Cut the knife and give him a Plasma Sword.
Comment from: NORMALITY Visitor
holy crap u idiots
ITS A JOKE so chill holy crapp
and it IS FUNNY and if u believe in god.. ur an idiot give me real proof that he's alive loser 1_ LOSERRRRR
religious is a belief not real morons and lastly HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS CLASSIC HAHAHAHAHAH
Comment from: Stupiddazz Visitor
You know i dont go to church or anything but i have my own personal god and my own universal god, i believe in A god. As long as you believe in something and believe in a god you dont need to go to church to pray, you dont need all that shit, god would rather see you live your life as a human being then worship him every damn sunday or everyday or the rest of your life. As long as you know that he is there, somewhere, church is not neccessary god lies within you, nowhere else but within, somewhere. But as a HUMAN BEING see the positive side of this picture see the humor and the joke and not see the negative side. BE A HUMAN FUCKING BEING its is our RIGHT! but as for this, and im a halo fan, this is fucking halarious cuz my human emotions made me giggle!
u guys are assholes, get him off the cover!!!!
Comment from: hey Visitor
(Fafanyo)preach your thoughts to someone else...you are stating that science is false because there is nothing to explain the first cells....i dont think many people have ever seen "jesus" have they...
Comment from: john Visitor
Well done. It is nothing more than a joke obviously. Especially since the jesus used is a white english speaking dude and jesus wasnt white and didnt speak english. But you christians can see any reason to get offensive... thats why I am a satanist.
Comment from: dude Visitor
Hey, everyone, just chill out. I am a Sikh and I believe in one God. I have no disrespect or disregard for any other religion out there. I respect all people. I not trying to preach like half the other people on this page im just trying to say I believe in God but i have a sense of humor too. I like to live my life and try to laugh at what i can. And this is awsome lol. There is just one thing..... this man needs a shotgun.
Comment from: Scout Visitor
Jesus dies 4 u and this is how u treat him
Comment from: YAY Visitor
this owns!!!!!! You can see god in the backround
Comment from: joleen Visitor
you need to take this off have some respect for our lord !
he is the savior and this is not right !
its is completly a sin !
Comment from: CHickenLiver Visitor
DUDE THIS IS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! And screw all of you who think that this isn't funny!
Comment from: Rob Visitor
JESUS NEVER DIES
Comment from: some guy Visitor
rofl i dont get why everyones freaking out its just a funny picture lol and if u dont like it then dont comment on it and stop ruining everyone elses fun
Comment from: dude1 Visitor
its the sikh kid again. i had to come back and see this hilarious picture.
this is just great LOL
and again to all the guys taking this too seriously chill out!!
and "its-a-joke-noobs" thank you for explaining to that man the big bang.
i personally think that god created the universe by creating the big bang and then everything played out this way after that.
But any way Freaking AWESOME
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Comment from: Robhiengler [Former Catholic Priest abusee] Visitor
Hilarious but I really need a high resolution version for my Easter cards - many thanks Paul.
Yeah I used to be a Catholic until the priest started touching me in a bad place and making me suck his schlong for Jesus.
Comment from: ki7era7ns7 coo7l7 Visitor
that is unbeliebly gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Comment from: You guys are rediculus Visitor
the theory of Evolution can't be proven either so Evolution is as fake and you say christianity is.
Besides God can neither be proven nor denied. stop talking about what your religious (or Athiest) beliefs are on the internet, because no one cares. If you don't like it don't look at it, its simple. Repeat as neccessary.
One last thing, where the hell did you people learn to spell. My god I hope you all aren't from America, because that would reflect poorly on my country.
Comment from: spartan 717 Visitor
shut up you bastards it class
Comment from: SilverSurfer15 Visitor
Spartan717 is a gay name
Comment from: Mr. Burns Visitor
Whats the deal with all faithfull guys here?? Chill out! Calm down! Its just a joke, plus: how can you say he saved the world? you were there? you saw? No! Its just words in a book. So do cinderella is words in a books do you believe that story too?
I hate faith.... cheezzz!!
He's here to deliver the pain!! Jesus Payne!!!
Now.. who dares to "cross" him again ??
Comment from: Just a few notes... Visitor
Many Christians don't want to see their savior depicted like that. It's amazing to see just in this commentary how many people are confused about what Jesus did. Most blatantly, forgiveness was huge. This is completely contradictory to that. Jesus willing died for our sins, so that when it comes to our judgment we can be forgiven and through him we can enter heaven, even though none of us really deserve it.
Just a side note, as Christians we are asked the spread the Word (ie. talk about Jesus and the bible). Perhaps most of you just pass over it and ignore it, fine. But if all this banter can reach one person, and bring them into the faith, it was all worth it.
Many people ask for proof that God exists or that Jesus died for us. I believe that God has always existed and that I know Jesus died for our sins because of the bible (written by God through many people).
Most things cannot be proven when you are talking about this stuff. Even science are all just guesses. Hypothesis is just another word for educated guess. Sure you can find out that most of the time your theory fits, but who knows, in the future we might find out it's not true. Just like we believed the world was flat.
People are offended by this because to many people Jesus died for them. He gave up everything so that we could live forever in Heaven and not to spend eternity in hell. Just think how ticked off you guys get about people who insult your family, or someone you care for deeply.
Even though it is meant as a joke, it's spreading lies about Jesus, and to a Christian that's horrible. It's going backwards to what we are working towards.
Essentially it's about mutual respect. I respect your beliefs and you respect mine. I would like this picture taken down, but that is your choice.
If any of you are considering Christianity, then consult the bible. It's good to talk about this stuff, but the bible is the truth for Christians. It's good to consult it instead of talking what others have said as fact. Even what I've said here, you may have a different opinion or interpretation on some of it.
Just some food for thought I guess.
Have a good one.
Comment from: Jesus Christ Visitor
As a fan of the Halo series i would love to star in one, I think it would help boost awareness of the churches ability to kick ass.
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Comment from: Tech Visitor
sweet!!!!now i want this game!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from: Kool Visitor
That's not God in the background, It's zeus, you MORON.
Comment from: mason Visitor
IM CRISTON AND I THINK ITS OK TO JOKE AROUND ABOUT IT BUT DO NOT CUS ABOUT IT THATS DISRESPECTFUL TO THE LORD PS I BET YOU HE WOOD RESERECT FROM HIS TOM IF YOU DIED.
Comment from: A Nigga From Saints Row Visitor
Lmfao Man the people that are commenting are retarted omg jesus is real he saved us and this is a bad idea to put this because he will smite you... The bible states that Jesus lives in Isreal people from Isreal have darker skin and Jesus is white it shows all of his friends are white. I think all people who believe jesus are racist ... and gay. but lol who ever made this is awesome!!!
Comment from: Lol Visitor
this is sooooo funny and it would be the best game.... EVER!!
Comment from: Bubble Visitor
HI EVERYONE BJ BUBBLE IS 1 is my xbox gamertag I play any online game lyk Halo holy combat 3 peace out
Comment from: HAXskillz Visitor
ROFL, This is so EPIC!!!!!1111 Jesus screwing the whole world up.
AFTER ALL,LIFE HAS NO MEANING.
Wake up and smll the roses dudes.
You guys dont have to fight so blindly for conditional beliefs. Its all bullshit really.
Comment from: spartan 118 Visitor
All the (Jesus died for our sins) is bullshit. If he really existed and died because of that then we should have learned something from that but do you guys see us acting like a bunch of hippies NO YOU DO NOT because he jesus is fake and all you people who kiss his ass like he is some sort of god need to GET A LIFE!!!!!. This would be a funny game.
Comment from: BanaApple Visitor
you guys act so inmature its just a game . don't be stupid jackass,perdon my french.but the game isn't real so stop wineing .and i don,t need an eassy to explain my method .
Comment from: joonyoung Visitor
umm i think if this was offencive to god or jesus then god would have never let bunji make this cover so all of you religios pple would under stand why god wount let this happn and he let this happen so he wants us to be happy so then we can make him happy but jesus mabye like this cuz he cool with wats goin on ok bye pple
Comment from: ROFLwoffle Visitor
let me just say first that I think this is hilarious. Now, let point out a few things to both sides.
1) God can't stop anyone from doing what they want. If he could, there would be no sin.
2) You overzealous christians are making me sick. I'm christian too and you guys are making a mockery of our faith. If you really support our religion, quit making us look like dumbasses.
Also, sorry for commenting so long after the last comment. If I knew this was here I would have replied long ago.
Comment from: TYLER Visitor
GOD IS OUR SAVIOUR HOW COULD YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE DISRESPECT HIS SON AND SOMETHING FOR THAT SIHK KID F*CK YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT BELIEVE IN OUR GOD DONT DIS HIM OR WE KILL YOUR BLUE AVATAR GODS! JAKE SULLY WILL KILL YOU ALL
Comment from: HARIS-pth Visitor
this is amazing, jesus can suck my balls. fuck you dirty christians.
Comment from: Shyfreak Visitor
If god is our saviour then why didn't he stop the making of the cover so you exaggerated christians wouldn't be mad. I say why believe in a god and see what happens. I don't put all my faith in one God or person. In other words: BACK OFF YOU INFLAMMABLE CHRISTIANS! It is just a f*cking game. Jesus titty fucking christ what is the problem
Comment from: shadow Visitor
it's a real game i own it. but it's heard to find. all of u shuld get the game it's fun! and i am not jokeing.
Comment from: Deatheye Visitor
lol man, funny as all hell. And to all you god nuts out there, think about this... If god existed, explain adam and eve. God set them up to fail... If he hadn't had told them to not to eat from that one tree in all of eaden, they couldn't of in there life time. There were millions of of other trees to eat from, it would have taken over a 100,000 years of killing all the trees to get to the middle where that 1 tree was. If god hadn't said anything the devil (Lucifer) wouldn't have overheard, he wouldn't have temped eve, and the problem wouldn't of happend. But man God is missn' one thing, he needs a chaingun.
Comment from: ftc fuck the christans.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Visitor
ur all fucking idots u stupid christains u can all get fucked if ur god even fucking exsits shut up about it and get on with fucking life u fucking faggot fuckers
Comment from: tommy Visitor
The god is in the war
Comment from: blaze Visitor
eh... VERY VERY funny to theguy who made this... and to all u religiuos nuts
if its disrepectful to jesus and god.. why would he give us thatoption i mean.. comon if u were a god woudlnt u like 2 make sure this dosnt happen.
and 2 u science nutz we all have visible proof of how the most widly accepted Big bang but what caused that to happen... so if either of u can show me historical truth of either ill belive.. but till then every1 chill and enjoy the joke... (the romans killed jesus because he was a jew...and now he wants revenge on them...every1 else is in the way)
Comment from: travis Visitor
all of u that say WTF u all are dumb the lord would fight by our side if the human race was in danger he would protect what he created so this is a great pic
Comment from: Ferrnny Visitor
Thats my GT ^^
This shit is halorious and it's also funny reading all the damn comments xD good shit guys!
Comment from: Big Mac Visitor
This looks f@#$#ing awesome!! i wanna play it now. it sucks that it is not a real game
Comment from: spine splitter Visitor
This Is Fucking Epic
Comment from: awesomness Visitor
if this game is real, where do i find it?!! i want to play it so bad
Comment from: Jake Visitor
What the fuck does this have to do with religion? I'm not christian, but I do respect the christian faith. also every other religion but people need to chill the fuck out.
Comment from: (Totally Not) Leigh Avidan Visitor
Sup, brah! I see that so many of you are feelin' real upset over this totally fucking rad mock-up of a game featuring the greatest Jew to ever live.
Even though I dug the motherfucking Qumran Caves, I can admit when another Jew makes something of great importance.
Rock on, Jesus!
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