New Rods discovered - paranormal ghost and orb rods!

This is first hand evidence collected by nobody else but myself this afternoon. I'm pleased to announce MY BRAND NEW DISCOVERY of not only a new form of Rods but the new paranormal rods. Some lesser and inferior ROSWELL ALIEN ROD BELIEVERS. Seem to ponder why nobody has ever found the body of a dead Rod.

Of course scientists and anyone with more than 2 brain cells say this is because they are nothing but flies as they past in front of the camera at high speed. Well who would believe such a stupid idea!

We now have a simple and more down to Earth answer! These are alien creatures not from the Earth, and not only that due to my evidence found today I can say with absolute surety that these Rods have no physical existence, we can only see the alien rods when they go hyper-dimensional and become ghosts-rods and orb-rods.

Only four of my images remain after the FBI working for the CIA, FSB and the secret KGB society and the US government stole my camera! I was able to conceal some of my evidence and escape to Mexico from where I now write to you!

Rod classic - no ghost orbs

We see in the above image a normal rod (as in not paranormal yet). From this picture we can clearly see it has jumped in from the hyper-dimension. A few minutes later after watching it fly around:

Ghost Rod - the ultimate hyper-dimensional paranormal rod

The camera shows a change, it has turned into a ghost rod. It remained in this form for some time, looking almost confused - then suddenly I saw it begin reading a tiny book. From enhancing the original images I could clearly see the name of the book was the Holy Bible. This frame was however one stolen by the FBI working for the CIA, FSB and the secret KGB society and the US government.

The next thing that happened was a change into an orb form as it found peace with itself. We can see the new form clearly in the following images:

Paranormal ghost Rod turning into an Orb-rod

The Orb-rod becomes more clear in the next image as its level of peace increases:

Paranormal ghost Rod turning into an Orb-rod

Here the final complete orb form moments before the Orb-Rod entered back into the 5th hyper-dimension.

The evidence is clear! I will be releasing a book;

Titled Rods: they're alien hyper-dimensional Christian ghost rods turning into orbs! detailing this new evidence and why the ROSWELL ALIEN ROD BELIEVERS are so wrong. I mean it's just clear we're dealing with paranormal ghost rods turning into orbs after crossing hyper-dimensional space-time. This book will be available for only $24.99! Buy copies in their thousands to learn the TRUTH.

10 comments

Comment from: ibbeep [Visitor]
woot
1st July 2006 @ 00:11
Comment from: Becky [Visitor]
You're taking the P*ss. or maybe you're just disturbed
4th July 2006 @ 01:29
Comment from: Julianos125 [Visitor]
dude. did you maybe think it was just an insect?
12th September 2006 @ 21:21
Comment from: Kris [Visitor]
Um. Wow, I really don't know what to say about you. Christian Ghost Rods? I believe that rods may actually exist, but I DO NOT believe they are flying around with tiny bibles clutched in their tiny rod hands. That is the wackiest, craziest thing I've ever heard in my life.
10th January 2007 @ 19:11
Comment from: moneyman1490 [Visitor]
ha ha ha ha ha-people thought you were SERIOUS!?!?!
22nd January 2007 @ 04:23
Comment from: SCriminal [Visitor]
The real mystery is how a squirrel can hold still for that long.
13th April 2007 @ 11:38
Comment from: Gerald Hattaway [Visitor]
Very interesting... I would like to see a non-biased scientific study using several camera speeds, including extremely fast cameras and films, digital as well as conventional, infra-red, and side by side ECT. ECT. I have scoured the internet and came across several videos of rods that entered and exited persons without their knowledge, or feeling anything. The persons also didn’t appear to see them, nor attempted to swat at them as we instinctively do when insects buzz around us. The people who are attempting to debunk rods as nothing more than insects, have YET to produce an insect. I have seen too many of these rods that could not have been produced by a fast flying insect. Several rods were much more than insect size. Come on! Where are all the real scientists? (OH... yeah, they are out there making money in some company laboratory).
Personally I don’t know what to believe or disbelieve, but one gets tired of all the mumbo-jumbo going back and forth from both sides, there has to be a real explanation of this.
28th August 2007 @ 04:29
Comment from: alex gicole [Visitor] · http://yahoo.com
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hi!!! can you upload more information about rods??? because i realy love to read about rods
13th February 2008 @ 01:59
Comment from: jesus [Visitor]
Anyone who didn't immediately recognize this as satire is an idiot
27th April 2008 @ 20:09
Comment from: debbie Swingler [Visitor]
I have a good orb picture with a small 3-d rod like object on it;s way out.
let me know if you want it mailed.
I have other orb photos with attachments to heads!!!
Debbiex
1st July 2008 @ 02:04

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