The Earth is older than 6000 years

Hi, I'm a woolly mammoth. Me and my kind were mooping around on Earth for about 1.5 million years, my ancestors originally came from Africa but over 6 million years or so we spread out quite a bit. It was pretty cold up north and the poor mammoths that weren't as woolly died out and soon we were all woolly. We died out completely around 10000 years ago, we know this because you guys haven't found any of my kind younger than that.
The creationists claim I died out in a giant flood which wiped the Earth clean of all life (apart from what Noah could fit on his boat). These guys claim I was around for about 2000 years, after some guy created the Earth 6000 years ago.
So when did I really live?
Well according to my digital watch synced with the atomic clocks in Germany I was born on the 17th of October 36000 years ago. Oh dear, for that time I must have been floating around in nothing, because apparently there wasn't an Earth or anything else. Well I can tell you first hand that was pretty wrong, I was definitely mooping around somewhere above the frozen North Sea 36000 years ago (we had GPS too).
We know I'm telling the truth (well I might be exaggerating a little bit about the digital watches and GPS) because you can date me from my carbon-14 atoms.
Normally all life on Earth is made up of carbon-12 and carbon-13. But a certain percent is carbon-14, this percentage is the same in all life on Earth. It happens like this:
Cosmic rays are constantly hitting the Earth from space. In fact every day a person is hit about 8000 times a minute by cosmic rays as you can tell they usually don't do a lot. But sometimes a cosmic ray neutron will hit an atom of nitrogen in the atmosphere, actually a nitrogen-14 atom (7 protons, 7 neutrons). As the neutron smashes into the atom it knocks a proton away (a hydrogen atom) and adds itself to what was the nitrogen-14 atom, this is an atom with 6 protons and 8 neutrons - which is a carbon-14 atom.
Through photosynthesis plants suck up CO2, which includes carbon-14 atoms. This is how these atoms find their way into all life on Earth. A certain percent of the plant will be made from carbon-14 atoms, if an animal eats the plant a certain percent of his body will also be made from carbon-14 and if somebody else eats him he'll have that percentage of carbon-14. These carbon-14 atoms make up 0.0000000001% of all carbon on Earth.
The cool thing about carbon-14 though is it's unstable, it's radioactive. It has a half-life of about 5730 years. So if we've got some carbon-14 atoms, within 5730 years half of them would of decayed through the process called radioactive decay they'll turn back into a nitrogen-14 atoms, we can use these atoms to date things to about 60000 years - the amount of time it takes for most of the atoms to decay completely. That's how we work it out, we work out the number and type of atoms I'm made out of.
This is how scientists can work out roughly how old I am, it's called radiocarbon dating, it's not accurate enough to days, or even years, but it's accurate to within a few hundred years. So they can work out and tell that I'm not lying when I say I'm 36000 years old.
So why do you creationists call me a liar?

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Here's some things to chew.
1. the oldest playable instrument is a 9000 year old flute from China. Wouldn't that be ironic to play Christian music on it?
2. civilizations figured out written language just about the time of the world flood, so we kinda have records of millions of people being around in that time frame.
3. we are all of the inbred family of Noah.
4. a group of Christian scientist tried REALLY REALLY hard to prove that there was some discredibility to C-14 dating (an org. known as RATE), failed miserably, and were disbanned. Looks like it's worthwhile afterall.
Christianity is great, but leave it where it belongs. You're not a scientist just as much as I'm not a Christian. Love Jesus because you love Him. He's perfectly fine with good ol' faith from what I've heard.
"it's not accurate enough to days, or even years, but it's accurate to within a few hundred years."
AND JUST HOW WAS ALL THIS PROVEN IF NO ONE LIVES THAT LONG?
one thing that is scientific proven that is the book Koran. u will find text about the earth and how it was created it makes alot of sense. it will answer all science questions. the Holy Bible, and other books from hinduism and sikhism does not prove any scientific text.
check it out yourself
i hope it helps.
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We "people" must know something about protons neutrons electrons.
Thinking; logic; they are not cool. Science is not cool. Nor is reading.
Lets celebrate stupidity!
i'm really sadned and offended by your comment. "how does anyone know this if it outdates men?" there is only two ways to see this. one is that you are truly ignorant. not only ignorant but stupid. the other one, much worse, is that you are not convinced by your question. you are pretending to be dumb, and you are setting up fallacious traps so that the less educated folks that visit this site cant get past their rural minds. unfortunatly i lean to the second as it is very common in creationism, which you wouldn't expect considering religion claims to condemn lying and deceiving. i guess higher purposes are at stake. higher than the thruth. that makes me sick.
Top Ten Signs that You are a Christian #3
- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
Don't be a pansy.
Followers,
Don't be stupid pansies. I gave you brains, try using them. You think the human condition hasn't changed since Biblical times? Use the brains I gave you, I made them pretty powerful.
The rest of you,
Carry on, nice work.
Just more evidence that some people have evolved a little and others haven't.
Does the US really have a creationist problem?? I find it amazing that people can be so narrow minded.
Another interesting aside is that your argument also makes it impossible to know whether God created the world, since that too happened a long time ago.
First of all, most Christian churches in America have no problem with evolution. Read: http://www.emporia.edu/biosci/schrock/docs/Eagle-25.pdf
There are many other studies like this one if you bother looking.
The fundamentalist christians are the ones with the problem. If you show any single part of the Bible to be non-literal then you've placed into question all of it. They cannot stand to think that the Bible might be a metaphor or written by many, many authors. Inaccuracies, contradictions, complete fabrications? Can't happen. Hence the intransigence regarding the preponderance of scientific evidence and the majority of scientists voicing their support for evolution.
Second, it's just one of several issues that fundies push which has an effect on our schools and public policy. Teachers are afraid to mention evolution because some parents might complain to administration/school board. I'm a middle school science teacher and have witnessed this first hand. This anti-science bias is not good for the advancement of our culture or our world. In addition to evolution, there is the current attack regarding stem cell research. The benefits that are expected to follow the breakthroughs from stem cell research will rival the eradication of polio and organ transplants. The problem for our country is that stem cell research and its benefits will happen somewhere in the world, just not here, placing the U.S. behind other nations in medical research.
Third, there are many Christians out there who suspect that literalism is wrong and that everything makes much more sense if the Bible is taken as a metaphor. If someone comes along with an article which nudges them toward the more rational and scientific, all the better. I was one of these many years ago who finally gave up my literal interpretation of the Bible. It sure made life easier. So it happens that people change their attitudes, and I certainly think that it's worth trying.
Using observation to verify the findings of a scientific theory is a lot different than reading a different part of a book to tell you if the szme book is accurate.
Christianity: Take the "explanation" or conclusion (the Bible) & search (so far in vain) for some sort of proof to validate it.
Apply the scientific method to this revelation!
Will someone please spell check this for me.
Methodologically, whenever so-called "sacred" writings make claims about the natural world, they are subject to exactly the same forces of refutation as any other empirical claim. There is no "executive privilege" for God.
There are no longer any naive arguers from design. All of them died before 1901.
Since then they've all been liars.
>> The "Invisible Hand" writes its own script.
Complex systems can and do arise from simple events, including random events.
The first adequate theoretical "reduction" of earth-bound empirical complexity to simplicity comes (I think) from the Scottish economic philosopher, Adam Smith in Wealth of Nations (1776).
Smith's famous unintended "invisible hand", which is microeconomic capitalism, arises from simple economic exchanges in a market of fair competition among vendors. The market is an emergent (abstract) complex entity which arises from a sum-over of simple exchanges.
There is no need for a 'god of economics' to design the market -- under specified mechanisms of exchange, it forms itself.
>> Speciation by descent, not by essence.
Darwin solved a supposedly insuperable empirical puzzle for a very wide (not universal) set of events in the history of life: how do complex life forms arise from simpler ones.
He knew exactly what he had done and what deep ingratitude he would receive. In 1844, when Darwin put his mature ideas in writing with instructions to his wife that they be published should he die, natural theology was still intellectually respectable. By 1850, the fossil record and Lyell's concept of deep time had prepared an acute mind like Tennyson's to abandon Nature" as solace - - "Nature red in tooth and claw." ("In Memoriam." LVI 1850.)
Darwin knew how maligned, even shunned he would be by Society — he was after all a bona fide “gentleman” quite aware of the perks of his class and the esteem earned by his vast and thoroughly "respectable" empirical research.
Forced to "come out" in 1858, Darwin did not refer to his view with the already suspect term "evolution" but as "descent with modification." What was so radical, so disturbing to his contemporaries? His mechanism for descent with modification which Darwin called "natural selection".
What makes natural selection so uncomfortable? In operation, it has no goal and achieves no purpose. Speciation is a random trial-and-error process dependent upon differential reproductive success -- in a determinate ecological setting. (Darwin proposed no account of the origin of life . . . as the title of his great work makes clear -- On the origin of species.)
>> The god of ID is a nothing . . . a zero
Life in its multitudinous complex forms requires no spiritual force, no élan vital, no teleological principle, no purpose, no design.
A designer for evolution is as superfluous as a designer for economics. And for exactly the same reason.
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Lets all remember that scientific theories are founded on a rigorous process of observing, questioning, experimenting, and analyzing. Religion is founded on extremely personal and powerful feelings of belief and faith. While they are not antithetical to each other, it becomes difficult to use one to describe the other. With that in mind, give both science and faith their fair due. It does us no good for one to demean the other.
not only is there an argument on god vs. evolution (sorry creationists, you lost that one) but there are further arguments on grammar and style. let's not forget the racial and political points brought up. brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
you all do realize we could take this to other levels, right? the bush administration spends more than enough money in iraq everyday, money that could be used to build schools and hire teachers so that our kids aren't left behind.
but then there's a new problem; what exactly are teachers teaching the next generation?
obviously not evolution, grammar, history or politics. if that were the case, these debates wouldn't ever come about.
welcome to the internet, friends.
i'm going outside, might as well enjoy this world before the apocalypse sets in.
If science is crap... please go back home to your candle-lit room, with your abacus, and read your bible while cursing those of us that think that the world is round.
Oh... stop watching TV! Those cell phones??? They are the work of the devil!
Seriously... grow the F* up.
People used to be stoned for claiming that there were stars... it was blasphemy to imagine that the Earth might rotate around the sun... in 100 years, the inhabitants of this planet are going to look back on you all the same way we all look back on the cannibalistic natives and laugh.
"it's not accurate enough to days, or even years, but it's accurate to within a few hundred years."
AND JUST HOW WAS ALL THIS PROVEN IF NO ONE LIVES THAT LONG?"
Determining the half-life of radioactive isotopes doesn't require that the entire half-life is observed, just a small fraction of it. Thanks to dimensional analysis scientists can determine an entire half-life after observing a small fraction of it.
Either way, I'm baffled at how a living organism with a powerful brain and the somewhat unique power to think logically can believe something so incredibly stupid.
"Mind-boggling is not the right word, but it's the first word to come to mind."
I know people spout the big bang theory but what started that? What started nature, what started the spark to spark everything into life? The universe everything?
I often think we might all be God, and just have no idea that no one else actually matters or is matter for that matter. Hah
Christians believe that both earth and man were created by God. Woman was created through magic using a rib from that man. Then this woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a piece of fruit from a forbidden tree that gave her great knowledge. Much after that, the son of God was born of a virgin and killed to grant us the forgiveness that we need because rib-woman ate that apple and God was pissed. Following his death, the son of God was resurrected and brought to an eternal paradise in the sky. Now, this zombie's flesh is eaten in a Paganistic ritual of cannibalism and worship.
Does that about sum it up?
Attempting to use science to justify this would be like trying to use crayons to perform brain surgery. Quite simply, science doesn't possess the right tools for the job. Consequently, by current, logical reasoning standards, absolutely none of this makes sense.
The only real question that remains is: which is the greatest fiction ever told – the Bible or Harry Potter?
Oh so your a scientologist.
You know what my seventh grade English teacher told us about punctuation. "You should have learned this already, so I'm not going to go over it." This is also the attitude I received from my 8th, 9th, 10th, and 11th English teachers. It's no wonder the average person is lost when it comes to using proper punctuation. Yeah public school sytems!
May creationists wallow in their own stupidity. Just keep it out of my life.
btw, Jesus Christ looks like me.
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You who is reading this is God and you are imagining us all.
Everyone knows the bible is bs, obviously years gone by it will of been believed whole heartedy but now I feel it is more just a way to satisfy children's natural questioning.
Like ive said before I'm not religious, hell im not even christened/baptised, but the one really really weird thing I had as a 3 year old child was an imaginary friend called Bub, who my mother says when I came downstairs one night when i could sleep, seeing a massive winged horned demon on Tv i screamed look mam theres Bub.
Idiot posters, on both sides.
Acting like a closeminded jackass makes you just as bad as what you're arguing against
I know people spout the big bang theory but what started that? What started nature, what started the spark to spark everything into life? The universe everything?
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There is a lot of research on that, interesting stuff. However, at this time we don't know, and it is alright not to know.
That statement is what many miss. It IS okay not to know, what is not okay is to jump to a convenient conclusion because the evidence needed isn't currently avalible.
1000 years ago, we didn't know much of what we know now, and (thankfully) not everyone just gave it up as 'well god did it' and we kept learning. Now more and more is explained.
In time, we might have the answers, and some we may never have... but never should we jump to an illogical conclusion for the sake of simplicity.









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