Lord Fargoth

As some of you know I run the Oblivion Portal a fan site dedicated to the game Oblivon, which is part of the Elder Scrolls series of role playing games developed by Bethesda Softworks.

Well to start the story I think it's wise to go back to their previous game Morrowind. When you first started the game you found a ring in a barrel. This ring belonged to Fargoth, one of the first people you run into when you begin. Being an open RPG you can give him back the ring or keep it, if you give him it back, you get the option to get it back later on.

Personally I always took the ring, for a low level character I found it quite useful being able to restore say anywhere from 20-25 health points, which can be half of one's health when they start off. It also recharges fairly quickly which in my opinion makes it very useful. So yes I always either kept the ring or stole it later.

Fargoth is a wood-elf, read highly annoying, whiny, the kind of people that stick in your mind. Due to your early interactions with him I'd say he's probably the most well known character in Morrowind.

So what was I thinking when I was desperately trying to think up any old stuff to shove on my Oblivion site? Hmmm why not have Fargoth return as the final boss in Oblivion, so I wrote a short paragraph to cover the time between Morrowind and Oblivion. Now I do this a lot, I've actually got one of my mates listed as the final boss on my Doom 3 site, and yes I had some pretty strange comments about that "what really? You've got to be kidding right?".

Anyway this of course got out and caused quite a stir on the official Elder Scrolls boards. Yes people honestly believed it. Despite it being probably the most ridiculous thing ever conceived, well that didn't stop them.

So here I am to announce my shock that so many people took it seriously and to admit to the world, it's fake! I made it up for a laugh! Do you really think Bethesda is that stupid to have Lord Fargoth an insane 4 foot tall whiny wood-elf as the final boss and ruler of all Oblivion?

21 comments

Comment from: me [Visitor]
WTF fargoth is gay
16th May 2005 @ 03:18
Comment from: flaccidpenis [Visitor]
no! ur lying, what makes u lieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
12th September 2005 @ 19:56
Comment from: HV [Visitor]
YOU are hardcore Man!!!!
24th September 2005 @ 03:35
Comment from: Dremora Spanker [Visitor]
Hey, Fargoth! I have your Prescious! Hahahahahahahahaha!
27th September 2005 @ 16:43
Comment from: cows go moo [Visitor]
6 months later..........What you mean he actually is the final boss!!!!
29th September 2005 @ 18:22
Comment from: Nic (oblivionPortalfan) [Visitor]
lmfao good one man, i thoguht it was real too and i kinda thought it would be stupid to have fargoth as a damn ruler of the world he a loser.

i admire your work ^.^


Nic
29th September 2005 @ 21:52
Comment from: AnubiS [Visitor] · http://AleX
It is the most funny joke i'l ever hear.
But i must admit i believe in the story for one second but it was quick...
CYA funny
6th October 2005 @ 06:39
Comment from: Shara [Visitor]
What? But I read it on the Internet, so it must be true!
20th October 2005 @ 00:10
Comment from: TiKiMoN [Visitor]
i don't care what anyone thinks fargoth and dagoth vader as the final bosses pure genius rock on dude!! oh yeah there's also a cameo in oblivion by the peanut butter jelly crew just to let everyone know...hehe
28th November 2005 @ 19:13
Comment from: Rietoh [Visitor]
dude at first i actually belived you and then i started laughing so it was a nice joke
29th November 2005 @ 14:57
Comment from: man [Visitor]
oh shit. nice though
30th November 2005 @ 00:47
Comment from: Imperator Primus [Visitor]
good joke! at first, i was wondering if this wa for real, then i saw "dagoth" vader. that settled it. nobody would do that for "real."
8th December 2005 @ 15:51
Comment from: Bryce Young [Visitor]
lol. when Oblivion comes your gonna have to use the construction set to make Lord Fargoth and Dagoth Vader pateches.
26th December 2005 @ 17:37
Comment from: Drew [Visitor]
That was the funniest think i've ever heard, if u don't make lord fargoth and dagoth vader patches i will!!!
5th January 2006 @ 01:05
Comment from: Jack [Visitor]
When Oblivion is out you should really consider using the construstion kit to add your Lord Fargoth to the game. Come up with some clever things for him to say, and im sure everyone would be downloading ur mod :D
21st January 2006 @ 02:17
Comment from: ..... [Visitor]
wtf... u all said pretty much the same thing.. omg, "that was so funny, at first i thought blah blah blah"

geezuz, think for urself.. and wtf, dagoth vader omg, who comes up with this childish crap! facccck!!
16th February 2006 @ 05:35
Comment from: Morrigan [Visitor]
Oh, but I thought it was a great idea to have Lord Vader rule Oblivion! (LMAO)
12th March 2006 @ 04:06
Comment from: Aurek Jenth [Visitor]
Hi- Larious
16th March 2006 @ 17:12
Comment from: Oblivion Ruler [Visitor]
Nice joke! Had me going for a min.
18th March 2006 @ 17:11
Comment from: Azura [Visitor] · http://eeeee!
Man You Are Insane .Believe Me!!!
23rd March 2006 @ 14:18
Comment from: yeknoM_ehT [Visitor]
Ummm... Why is everyone admitting foolishness?
27th March 2006 @ 10:56

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