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Comment from: Wester547 [Visitor] · http://www.geocities.com/wester547
LMAO!
1st December 2004 @ 04:50
Comment from: Rach [Visitor]
Freaking hilarious, mate. You are very funny human.
PS Spam is a funny word. Spam he he
13th April 2007 @ 04:46
Comment from: crazy ass [Visitor] · http://dasmirnov.net
that is fucked up man that shouldnt be a game and i dont give a rats ass what you all say!!!
19th June 2007 @ 22:21
Comment from: JACKS [Visitor]
GET JESUS OFF THAT COVER ASAP NOT COOL THATS THE SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!
HOW SICK OF YOU
HOW SICK OF YOU
8th November 2007 @ 19:18
Comment from: a guy that hates U!! [Visitor]
GET JESUS OFF THAT COVER ASAP NOT COOL THATS THE SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!
HOW SICK OF YOU
HOW SICK OF YOU
13th November 2007 @ 06:39
Comment from: loser [Visitor]
WTF YO! WTF
jesus no use revolvers he uses spicked flails
WTF YO! WTF
19th November 2007 @ 01:29
Comment from: Hungarian [Visitor]
PRETTY SICK!Considering that, he sacrificed his self for humanity, why would he want to pay back?
Oh well, there are people who still doesn't understand.That's why nothing changes.
Oh well, there are people who still doesn't understand.That's why nothing changes.
21st November 2007 @ 02:42
Comment from: person [Visitor] · http://www.wowomg.com
lol quite funny but still not as good as halo itsself, and hu cares cus i believe that jesus doesnt exsist but im still christian xus i only believe in god, nice 1
25th November 2007 @ 10:59
Comment from: anomynus [Visitor]
YOU ARE DISHOUNORING MANY RELIGOUS FAITHS YOU SICK PERSON
25th November 2007 @ 16:05
Comment from: Commonthoughts [Visitor]
dude wat is wrong with that pic? its not blaspheming, contradicting the bible or anything like that. For all you know we could have just witnessed a prophecy.
OH YEAH
OH YEAH
26th November 2007 @ 19:19
Comment from: STFU, Idiots [Visitor]
Haha, nice.
For all of you religious nuts, chill out! Seriously... How is this offensive. You are just over-reacting.
I am a Christian, and I don't find it disrespectful. God has a sense of humor (just look at the platypus). There is nothing anti-Jesus about this picture.
grow up
For all of you religious nuts, chill out! Seriously... How is this offensive. You are just over-reacting.
I am a Christian, and I don't find it disrespectful. God has a sense of humor (just look at the platypus). There is nothing anti-Jesus about this picture.
grow up
28th November 2007 @ 03:39
Comment from: I KnOw aLL [Visitor] · http://abdefghij132facd
wow ... lol ... to those who commented this disrespects many religions ... u stupid foo - disrespects only 1 religion: Christianity ... and its a joke ... read the caption ... and the foo who said "he is the savior of the world" ... in halo ... master chief is the savior of the world ... omg soooooo stupid
30th November 2007 @ 06:02
Comment from: Rayne23 [Visitor]
rofl, I would play that. What would multiplayer be like, lol? And seriously... CHILL you uber-religious nutjobs it's not saying anything bad about Jesus.
5th December 2007 @ 04:48
Comment from: thane [Visitor]
ya dude thats not cool jesus fuckin did some serious shit to save ur ass so stop fuckin disgracen him excuse my language but i had to show how pissed off i am u little shit
9th December 2007 @ 21:39
Comment from: Hidden Goth [Visitor]
Man thats funny im aithies so that all good with me. Funny cover
11th December 2007 @ 17:40
Comment from: james [Visitor]
Dude! that is so freakin sweet i mean i beleive in god and im cathlic but still i have a sence of humor. SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14th December 2007 @ 16:49
Comment from: Fafanyo [Visitor]
ur freedom ends where someone else's begins. there is freedom of expression but it must not infringe on the beliefs of others. to those who think this is cool u have ur own opinion. but as is said opinions are like noses everyone is entitled to one. get saved and delve into the BIBLE and u would know if this is right or wrong. if you do not believe in the ALMIGHTY GOD. kindly tell us how the first cells or atoms which form the basis of the scientific theory of the creation of the world came into existence. GOD does exist and he cares about you enough to have brought you into existence and keep you alive. always do your best to do what is right....
19th December 2007 @ 08:27
Comment from: Shinobi [Visitor]
Fafanyo dude... I agree with him.
This may be offensive to some people, aka Christians. Thats the danger of putting something like this up.
As for the Christians who have left ruse comments, there is no need. This is not disrespectful in any way to Jesus. In fact, i believe it to be a funny joke, that you all should appreciate. Look at I knOw ALL's comment, it makes sense.
Very funny. Nice one. =D
This may be offensive to some people, aka Christians. Thats the danger of putting something like this up.
As for the Christians who have left ruse comments, there is no need. This is not disrespectful in any way to Jesus. In fact, i believe it to be a funny joke, that you all should appreciate. Look at I knOw ALL's comment, it makes sense.
Very funny. Nice one. =D
19th December 2007 @ 20:07
Comment from: same old [Visitor]
"GOD does exist and he cares about you enough to have brought you into existence and keep you alive."
he also cares enough about us to bring out photoshop to make funny shit lik this
he also cares enough about us to bring out photoshop to make funny shit lik this
29th December 2007 @ 03:12
Comment from: its-a-joke-noobs!!! [Visitor]
People calm down its a joke and a funny one. Im atheist so I couldn't care lessa bout what you guys are saying. Oh and fanfayo. Its called the BIG BANG. It happend which formed cells-bacteria. Then that evolved into things which over millions of years involved into humans. Use your brain. QUESTION the bible. its fake...
7th February 2008 @ 17:38
Comment from: Atheists are gay [Visitor]
Whoever made this cover is gay and has no life
10th February 2008 @ 21:40
Comment from: nice [Visitor]
very funny. i would buy that if they came out with it.
and by the way: Anyone can believe what they want dude. just fuck off
19th February 2008 @ 03:45
Comment from: u noobs [Visitor] · http://www.myspace.com
u guys are all little immature idiots who don't give a rats ass on good comedy and im christian to but i don't get offended cuz like everyone else said there is nothing disrespectful in this pic and to all those who don't think jesus is real he is cuz what do u think made everything that came after the big bang dumb asses
19th February 2008 @ 20:26
Comment from: several of you are dumb [Visitor]
OK people listen.
A: People have the write to fucking believe what they want.
B: This is not disrespectful. This is funny.
C: The Big Bang formed bacteria, that evolved into fish, that evolved into amphibians, etc.
D: Everyone is entitled to their own opinion so don't do this (GET JESUS OFF THAT COVER ASAP!) thats just fucking stupid.
E: (I'm up to E?) Idiots here (crazy ass, JACKS, Matt-AHH TOO MANY IDIOTS!!
F: Jesus would not use a pistol and knife (noobs). He'd use part of the cross we (fake) nailed him to and an assault rifle that shoots nails (fake) we nailed him to the cross with!
A: People have the write to fucking believe what they want.
B: This is not disrespectful. This is funny.
C: The Big Bang formed bacteria, that evolved into fish, that evolved into amphibians, etc.
D: Everyone is entitled to their own opinion so don't do this (GET JESUS OFF THAT COVER ASAP!) thats just fucking stupid.
E: (I'm up to E?) Idiots here (crazy ass, JACKS, Matt-AHH TOO MANY IDIOTS!!
F: Jesus would not use a pistol and knife (noobs). He'd use part of the cross we (fake) nailed him to and an assault rifle that shoots nails (fake) we nailed him to the cross with!
21st February 2008 @ 00:09
Comment from: Jonathan [Visitor]
This is terrible!!! How could you even think of that!!! Bungi, why would you do tht?!?!?! He died for you!!! How would you feel if you died to save someones life and then they didnt care!!! They didnt even thank you, and they mocked you!!! You all sicken me!!!!
21st April 2008 @ 22:52
Comment from: MunKy [Visitor]
Buddy Jesus getting revenge? Brilliant!
But Jesus doesn't have awesome armor like the Chief does he?
But Jesus doesn't have awesome armor like the Chief does he?
23rd April 2008 @ 20:18
Comment from: Some Dude [Visitor]
DUDE how is that SICK god chill man yall take everything to serios its a JOKE cant u take a JOKE damn
LOLZ dude nice i wanna play pity u gave up at the cover design!!
LOLZ dude nice i wanna play pity u gave up at the cover design!!
26th April 2008 @ 01:32
Comment from: Aaden Morte [Visitor]
Hey, uh - Jonathan and all you other hardcore christians. I don't hate you I just hate it when you are so immature that you have to sit here and complain about cover art. I mean, wtf?
I think it's a good picture. Though, I must admit, I'm not religious. It's just f**king hilarious.
I think it's a good picture. Though, I must admit, I'm not religious. It's just f**king hilarious.
28th April 2008 @ 04:43
Comment from: sam [Visitor]
I have a big problem with this.....he should have a bazooka
28th April 2008 @ 23:42
Comment from: matt [Visitor]
wow this is soo funny and no the big bang is just 1 of the many millions os theories on how life began there is no real fact that it started with a big bang. but
OMG!!!! this is soo funny they should give him powers with tha pistol. lol
OMG!!!! this is soo funny they should give him powers with tha pistol. lol
13th May 2008 @ 22:49
Comment from: Ihateyou [Visitor]
Damn you! Jesus is awesome you asshole I HATE you!
14th May 2008 @ 03:30
Comment from: Atheist (And proud of it) [Visitor]
All of you Christians who think this is offensive... it's not. If I made a game about killing Hitler, you'd all cheer and cheer. If I made a game about the Spanish Inquisition, what would you say? And to the guy who said that Jesus died to save us, if he existed and did die to save us from sin, he did not save us personally like someone taking a bullet, and he died 2012 years ago, therefore, he didn't "take a bullet" for us. This is quite funny, it made me lol.
10th June 2008 @ 02:08
Comment from: Funny [Visitor]
Lol,he is only missing one thing. Cut the knife and give him a Plasma Sword.
30th June 2008 @ 23:39
Comment from: NORMALITY [Visitor]
holy crap u idiots
ITS A JOKE so chill holy crapp
and it IS FUNNY and if u believe in god.. ur an idiot give me real proof that he's alive loser 1_ LOSERRRRR
religious is a belief not real morons and lastly HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS CLASSIC HAHAHAHAHAH
ITS A JOKE so chill holy crapp
and it IS FUNNY and if u believe in god.. ur an idiot give me real proof that he's alive loser 1_ LOSERRRRR
religious is a belief not real morons and lastly HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS CLASSIC HAHAHAHAHAH
5th September 2008 @ 00:19
Comment from: Stupiddazz [Visitor]
You know i dont go to church or anything but i have my own personal god and my own universal god, i believe in A god. As long as you believe in something and believe in a god you dont need to go to church to pray, you dont need all that shit, god would rather see you live your life as a human being then worship him every damn sunday or everyday or the rest of your life. As long as you know that he is there, somewhere, church is not neccessary god lies within you, nowhere else but within, somewhere. But as a HUMAN BEING see the positive side of this picture see the humor and the joke and not see the negative side. BE A HUMAN FUCKING BEING its is our RIGHT! but as for this, and im a halo fan, this is fucking halarious cuz my human emotions made me giggle!
29th September 2008 @ 22:00
Comment from: priya rai [Visitor] · http://priyarai.com
u guys are assholes, get him off the cover!!!!
22nd October 2008 @ 14:41
Comment from: hey [Visitor]
(Fafanyo)preach your thoughts to someone else...you are stating that science is false because there is nothing to explain the first cells....i dont think many people have ever seen "jesus" have they...
24th October 2008 @ 06:08
Comment from: john [Visitor]
Well done. It is nothing more than a joke obviously. Especially since the jesus used is a white english speaking dude and jesus wasnt white and didnt speak english. But you christians can see any reason to get offensive... thats why I am a satanist.
3rd November 2008 @ 03:43
Comment from: dude [Visitor]
Hey, everyone, just chill out. I am a Sikh and I believe in one God. I have no disrespect or disregard for any other religion out there. I respect all people. I not trying to preach like half the other people on this page im just trying to say I believe in God but i have a sense of humor too. I like to live my life and try to laugh at what i can. And this is awsome lol. There is just one thing..... this man needs a shotgun.
19th November 2008 @ 21:13
Comment from: YAY [Visitor]
this owns!!!!!! You can see god in the backround
23rd November 2008 @ 16:41
Comment from: joleen [Visitor]
you need to take this off have some respect for our lord !
he is the savior and this is not right !
its is completly a sin !
he is the savior and this is not right !
its is completly a sin !
26th November 2008 @ 00:56
Comment from: CHickenLiver [Visitor]
DUDE THIS IS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! And screw all of you who think that this isn't funny!
5th December 2008 @ 14:46
Comment from: some guy [Visitor]
rofl i dont get why everyones freaking out its just a funny picture lol and if u dont like it then dont comment on it and stop ruining everyone elses fun
13th December 2008 @ 00:37
Comment from: dude1 [Visitor]
its the sikh kid again. i had to come back and see this hilarious picture.
this is just great LOL
and again to all the guys taking this too seriously chill out!!
and "its-a-joke-noobs" thank you for explaining to that man the big bang.
i personally think that god created the universe by creating the big bang and then everything played out this way after that.
But any way Freaking AWESOME
this is just great LOL
and again to all the guys taking this too seriously chill out!!
and "its-a-joke-noobs" thank you for explaining to that man the big bang.
i personally think that god created the universe by creating the big bang and then everything played out this way after that.
But any way Freaking AWESOME
14th December 2008 @ 18:30
Comment from: Robhiengler [Former Catholic Priest abusee] [Visitor]
Hilarious but I really need a high resolution version for my Easter cards - many thanks Paul.
Yeah I used to be a Catholic until the priest started touching me in a bad place and making me suck his schlong for Jesus.
Yeah I used to be a Catholic until the priest started touching me in a bad place and making me suck his schlong for Jesus.
23rd December 2008 @ 23:24
Comment from: ki7era7ns7 coo7l7 [Visitor]
that is unbeliebly gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
5th January 2009 @ 11:58








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